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Quote #1:   "The best things in life aren't things."
Quote #2:   "Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.'"
Quote #3:   "I worship the quicksand he walks in."
Quote #4:   "You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."