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Famous Quotes Home >> Authors Starting with B >> Quotes By Bill Watterson |
| Quote #1: | "Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'" |
| Quote #2: | "I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal." |
| Quote #3: | "I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." |
| Quote #4: | "Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience." |
| Quote #5: | "That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder." |
| Quote #6: | "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." |
| Quote #7: | "Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin" |
| Quote #8: | "Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles - Calvin" |
| Quote #9: | "My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin" |
| Quote #10: | "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Calvin" |
| Quote #11: | "People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children." |
| Quote #12: | "Careful. We don't want to learn from this." |
| Quote #13: | "Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." |
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