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Quote #1:   "USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population."
Quote #2:   "Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television."
Quote #3:   "Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines."
Quote #4:   "There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."
Quote #5:   "New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move."
Quote #6:   "Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
Quote #7:   "I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious."
Quote #8:   "Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving."