Showing All Emo Phillips Quotes
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| Quote #1: | "At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." |
| Quote #2: | "I was the kid next door's imaginary friend." |
| Quote #3: | "Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps." |