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Famous Quotes Home >> Authors Starting with E >> Quotes By Evan Esar |
| Quote #1: | "Walking isn't a lost art -- one must, by some means, get to the garage." |
| Quote #2: | "A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name." |
| Quote #3: | "Statistician A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either." |
| Quote #4: | "America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." |
| Quote #5: | "Statistics The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." |
| Quote #6: | "You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth." |
| Quote #7: | "Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them." |
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