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Famous Quotes Home >> Authors Starting with F >> Quotes By Fred Allen |
| Quote #1: | "California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange." |
| Quote #2: | "The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand." |
| Quote #3: | "If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - let him worry about cutting it." |
| Quote #4: | "I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there." |
| Quote #5: | "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." |
| Quote #6: | "You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart." |
| Quote #7: | "Imitation is the sincerest form of television." |
| Quote #8: | "I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars." |
| Quote #9: | "Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn and quoted." |
| Quote #10: | "Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done." |
| Quote #11: | "Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars." |
| Quote #12: | "What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement" |
| Quote #13: | "A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done." |
| Quote #14: | "Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done." |
| Quote #15: | "Television is the triumph of machine over people." |
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