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Famous Quotes Home >> Authors Starting with H >> Quotes By Henny Youngman |
| Quote #1: | "I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." |
| Quote #2: | "When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say." |
| Quote #3: | "My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat." |
| Quote #4: | "If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning,....sleep late." |
| Quote #5: | "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." |
| Quote #6: | "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." |
| Quote #7: | "I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back." |
| Quote #8: | "My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." |
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