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Famous Quotes Home >> Authors Starting with J >> Quotes By Jean Kerr |
| Quote #1: | "Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living." |
| Quote #2: | "I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on." |
| Quote #3: | "You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help." |
| Quote #4: | "Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start looking very carefully to the right and left." |
| Quote #5: | "A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table." |
| Quote #6: | "Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye." |
| Quote #7: | "Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent." |
| Quote #8: | "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." |
| Quote #9: | "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas" |
| Quote #10: | "The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old." |
| Quote #11: | "The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible." |
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