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Famous Quotes Home >> Authors Starting with J >> Quotes By Joe Moore |
| Quote #1: | "A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing." |
| Quote #2: | "Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles." |
| Quote #3: | "Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most." |
| Quote #4: | "America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government." |
| Quote #5: | "It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close." |
| Quote #6: | "You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency." |
| Quote #7: | "Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath." |
| Quote #8: | "If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it." |
| Quote #9: | "Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it." |
| Quote #10: | "Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other." |
| Quote #11: | "As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible." |
| Quote #12: | "The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know." |
| Quote #13: | "Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people." |
| Quote #14: | "Marriage love, honor, and negotiate." |
| Quote #15: | "It's hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the news coverage is just better." |
| Quote #16: | "It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry." |
| Quote #17: | "Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety." |
| Quote #18: | "There are no answers, only cross-references." |
| Quote #19: | "After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers." |
| Quote #20: | "Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite." |
| Quote #21: | "A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some." |
| Quote #22: | "If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to." |
| Quote #23: | "You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office." |
| Quote #24: | "There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem to find anything you lose." |
| Quote #25: | "The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born, and doesn't stop until you get up to speak in public." |
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