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Quote #1:   "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
Quote #2:   "Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
Quote #3:   "Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
Quote #4:   "Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you."
Quote #5:   "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Quote #6:   "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
Quote #7:   "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
Quote #8:   "I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that."
Quote #9:   "My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
Quote #10:   "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
Quote #11:   "Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech."