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Quote #1:   "Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
Quote #2:   "Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
Quote #3:   "Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
Quote #4:   "The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Quote #5:   "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
Quote #6:   "We're all in this alone."
Quote #7:   "Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."
Quote #8:   "Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet"
Quote #9:   "No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up."