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Quote #1:   "Humor is just another defense against the universe."
Quote #2:   "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
Quote #3:   "Presidents don't do it to their wives. They do it to their country."
Quote #4:   "That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it."
Quote #5:   "If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."