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Famous Quotes Home >> Authors Starting with O >> Quotes By Ogden Nash |
| Quote #1: | "To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up." |
| Quote #2: | "An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks." |
| Quote #3: | "Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else." |
| Quote #4: | "I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all." |
| Quote #5: | "Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore." |
| Quote #6: | "If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work." |
| Quote #7: | "A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold." |
| Quote #8: | "Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave." |
| Quote #9: | "People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it." |
| Quote #10: | "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." |
| Quote #11: | "People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up." |
| Quote #12: | "Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long." |
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