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Famous Quotes Home >> Authors Starting with R >> Quotes By Rita Rudner |
| Quote #1: | "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." |
| Quote #2: | "Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times." |
| Quote #3: | "I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight." |
| Quote #4: | "In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." |
| Quote #5: | "My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head." |
| Quote #6: | "Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before." |
| Quote #7: | "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." |
| Quote #8: | "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." |
| Quote #9: | "I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." |
| Quote #10: | "My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping." |
| Quote #11: | "Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." |
| Quote #12: | "When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with'" |
| Quote #13: | "Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them." |
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