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Quote #1:   "Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
Quote #2:   "Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
Quote #3:   "Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral."
Quote #4:   "Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Quote #5:   "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
Quote #6:   "If you can laugh together, you can work together."
Quote #7:   "Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away."
Quote #8:   "Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
Quote #9:   "I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
Quote #10:   "Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected."
Quote #11:   "There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
Quote #12:   "To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so."