Showing All Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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| Quote #1: | "Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone." |
| Quote #2: | "Life is just a bowl of pits." |
| Quote #3: | "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." |