Showing All S. J. Perelman Quotes
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| Quote #1: | "Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - pt, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes." |
| Quote #2: | "Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring." |