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Quote #1:   "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Quote #2:   "Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
Quote #3:   "The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things."
Quote #4:   "Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
Quote #5:   "I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't."
Quote #6:   "The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."