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Famous Quotes Home >> Authors Starting with V >> Quotes By Victor Borge |
| Quote #1: | "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." |
| Quote #2: | "Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth." |
| Quote #3: | "The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things." |
| Quote #4: | "Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." |
| Quote #5: | "I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't." |
| Quote #6: | "The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer." |