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Famous Quotes Home >> Authors Starting with W >> Quotes By W. C. Fields |
| Quote #1: | "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." |
| Quote #2: | "There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation." |
| Quote #3: | "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money." |
| Quote #4: | "I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother." |
| Quote #5: | "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." |
| Quote #6: | "A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for." |
| Quote #7: | "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." |
| Quote #8: | "Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch." |
| Quote #9: | "Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." |
| Quote #10: | "I never vote for anyone I always vote against." |
| Quote #11: | "Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." |
| Quote #12: | "Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed." |
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