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Quote #1:   "Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen 'Hey, you'"
Quote #2:   "Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up."
Quote #3:   "I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."
Quote #4:   "When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism but when you take it from many writers, it's research."
Quote #5:   "The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep."
Quote #6:   "A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
Quote #7:   "The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
Quote #8:   "The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong."
Quote #9:   "To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady."
Quote #10:   "Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest."
Quote #11:   "Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down."
Quote #12:   "A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."
Quote #13:   "God help those who do not help themselves."